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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
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Miami
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When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
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Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
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Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
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All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
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Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, Are we going to have sex again? He said, Yes, but not with each other.
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
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Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say Thank you. That's now escalated into You care care of yourself, now. The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, Don't put off that mammogram.
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Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
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My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
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