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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Funny
Perfume
Inspirational
Attract
Men
Witty
Humorous
Wear
Car
Interior
Humor
Hilarious
Called
Interiors

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