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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Men
Witty
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Interior
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Interiors
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An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom it just doesn't work.
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.
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Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
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I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
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Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
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A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
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