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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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Dogs
Terriers
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Witty
Poodles
Faithful
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Weird
Puppy
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Bark
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Tails
Wonder
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Spaniels

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