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You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
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I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
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That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again.
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I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
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You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.
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Famous people are above the law.
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I get so sick of people asking: What's your demographic? Or: Oh we've got to aim this at... No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you would love... make the thing you would love and be proud of. There's enough people in the world that, if you do that and do it well as a single vision, they'll go: That's my favourite thing ever!
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Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational
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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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I always knew I had to be 100 percent in charge, even when I was a middle manager. I used to say to my boss, Just give me enough rope and then fire me.
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Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.
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Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.
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A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.
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I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it's not comedy anymore.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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I feel sorry for people in power. I feel sorry for the Queen, in a way, that she hasn't had a normal life. It'd difficult for me to hate anyone. Immediately someone's unpopular, I feel sorry for them.
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Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.
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Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.
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