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I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
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Musician
Radio Personality
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Stand-Up Comedian
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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I always knew I had to be 100 percent in charge, even when I was a middle manager. I used to say to my boss, Just give me enough rope and then fire me.
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I never understood redemption when I was young. Even before I was an atheist, I always thought with the prodigal son, well, why's he getting the special treatment?
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We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.
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It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.
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I feel sorry for people in power. I feel sorry for the Queen, in a way, that she hasn't had a normal life. It'd difficult for me to hate anyone. Immediately someone's unpopular, I feel sorry for them.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
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I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.
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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'
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I don't see myself as part of an acting fraternity or a comedy fraternity.
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That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again.
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I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
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Even if it's such a lowly art as TV, you've got to get stuff off your chest, because that's what makes something different and original, your particular take on stuff.
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The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.
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