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I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.
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For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
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Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.
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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
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My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.
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The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.
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The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.
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A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.
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I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: Guys, The Office is still available on DVD.
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Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
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I think the social faux par is probably what most people fear... more people fear public speaking than death and that's because we don't want to make a fool of ourselves. It's fundamental.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
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I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can have a better idea, and I'll go, Oh God, I can't finish this. Maybe I've got some sort of disorder.
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We didn't evolve God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.
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