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I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can have a better idea, and I'll go, Oh God, I can't finish this. Maybe I've got some sort of disorder.
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You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.'
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I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.
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It breaks your heart when you throw something away, but it's what left that counts. It's like worrying about the bits of rock you have knocked off in order to make a beautiful statue. You've wasted half the rock, yeah, but it's the Venus di Milo!
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Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.
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It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.
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We didn't evolve God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
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You try to make characters you care about, and I think realism helps. Even though this is a high concept, the characters have got to be real.
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Americans are brought up to believe they can grow up to be the president of the United States. Brits are told, It won't happen to you.
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Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
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Our challenge with The Office and Extras was to get it completely scripted but to find a cast that could make it look like they were saying it for the first time.
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Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.
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Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.
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