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You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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The terrible thing in England is if you interview a thousand people, five hundred of them will talk like they're going into a Guy Ritchie movie and the other five hundred will be Mr. Darcy. So we had to find cool, working class kids with no profile who could be John Travolta and James Dean and people like that.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.
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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.
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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!
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I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.
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Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
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Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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