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My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
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Film Director
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Ricky Dene Gervais
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I see myself much more as a writer/director or at least an aspiring writer/director - not necessarily in film.
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I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
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[As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh.
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
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I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.
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Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?
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You try to make characters you care about, and I think realism helps. Even though this is a high concept, the characters have got to be real.
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
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I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.
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Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with The Simpsons... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.
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I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person.
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
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I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.
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I'm quite squeamish, really. I'm philistine and unsophisticated - not because of my great discerning palate but other reasons. Some are moral grounds, some texture.
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You do your own thing and you see if you survive.
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Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.
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I get so sick of people asking: What's your demographic? Or: Oh we've got to aim this at... No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you would love... make the thing you would love and be proud of. There's enough people in the world that, if you do that and do it well as a single vision, they'll go: That's my favourite thing ever!
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