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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Ricky Dene Gervais
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I remember one review of The Office Christmas Special that compared it unfavourably to Dickens. What? You're saying I'm not as good as the greatest storyteller ever. Boo! Boo! I think I can live with that.
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I get so sick of people asking: What's your demographic? Or: Oh we've got to aim this at... No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you would love... make the thing you would love and be proud of. There's enough people in the world that, if you do that and do it well as a single vision, they'll go: That's my favourite thing ever!
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Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.
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I see myself much more as a writer/director or at least an aspiring writer/director - not necessarily in film.
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I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
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It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo. If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful
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You can drive 1,000 miles across America and find yourself, whereas if you drive a few miles from Slough you're in London anyway, or you hit Wales and you're in another country! Also, wherever you are in England it's still raining.
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Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better
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You do your own thing and you see if you survive.
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I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
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I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.
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