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I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.
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Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.
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Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.
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Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.
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The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.
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Thank you God for making me an atheist.
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There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time.
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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I think doing something creative is the most important thing to me, and I think it's probably just good for the soul for anyone, whatever it is. You don't have to be a film director - you can do gardening or something - but I think everyone needs to create something.
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Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
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Be happy. It really annoys negative people.
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The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.
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Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
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I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.
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I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
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It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
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If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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