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You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?
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I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
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When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.
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If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.
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There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
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Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
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People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: you're not fooling anyone, they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by the rules you know.
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You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one
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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!
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I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: Guys, The Office is still available on DVD.
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I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can have a better idea, and I'll go, Oh God, I can't finish this. Maybe I've got some sort of disorder.
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Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.
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I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?
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I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped.
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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks
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Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.
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