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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
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In a safe Western world where we're not being shot at and we're not starving, the worst thing that happens to us most days is someone's rude to us, or we accidentally insult someone. Social faux pas is the worst thing that happens to most people, most days, so we've got to concentrate on that, really.
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Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.
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I use people's real voices because I want realism. So often I mention the actors' physicality because I want it to be like a real documentary.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong.
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Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.
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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
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I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.
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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.
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Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
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We didn't evolve God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.
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When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.
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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks
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Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
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That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.
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I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
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