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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it's not comedy anymore.
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If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
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I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
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I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.
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I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?
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I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
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I don't live by The Rules you know, and if there's one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system then it's Ian Botham.
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
Ricky Gervais
Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.
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I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.
Ricky Gervais
Piracy doesn't kill music, boy bands do.
Ricky Gervais
Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals
Ricky Gervais
You do your own thing and you see if you survive.
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Body language is more powerful than words.
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America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.
Ricky Gervais
I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.
Ricky Gervais
I've never regretted saying no to anything, or finishing something. When I'm in the middle of doing something I love, I can have a better idea, and I'll go, Oh God, I can't finish this. Maybe I've got some sort of disorder.
Ricky Gervais
Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
Ricky Gervais