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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
Comedian
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Film Director
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Musician
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Stand-Up Comedian
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I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
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People think The Office was improvised, but it's all on the page. We do that because what we found is that in the early days of The Office, we went in with it sort of 80 percent scripted and we did some things and then we improv'd and we did - you know, and it gets a laugh on the floor because it's the first time they've heard it.
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks
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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
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Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
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We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.
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Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.
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Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.
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I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If I had to chose I'd say writing, followed by putting music on the picture. That is magical.
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I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.
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I think, as a comedian, the funniest you can be is with people you know, and [whom] you've known for years, in a pub. That's as funny as you get, and so the aim [while stand-up] is to get that funny on stage with 5,000 strangers, to get that funny in a room where people shouldn't be listening but they are.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.
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Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals
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Famous people are above the law.
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