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Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Ricky Dene Gervais
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Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.
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Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better
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I feel sorry for people in power. I feel sorry for the Queen, in a way, that she hasn't had a normal life. It'd difficult for me to hate anyone. Immediately someone's unpopular, I feel sorry for them.
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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
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I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
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Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
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Body language is more powerful than words.
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Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.
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A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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I always knew I had to be 100 percent in charge, even when I was a middle manager. I used to say to my boss, Just give me enough rope and then fire me.
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I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped.
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.
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When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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Thank you God for making me an atheist.
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My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.
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