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Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?

Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it? I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying Prove I can't fly. They'd go: What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!
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When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.
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Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.
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I don't do anything for the money.
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Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.
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Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.
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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
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Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
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I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
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That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again.
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