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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Musician
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Ricky Dene Gervais
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