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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese.

Ricky Gervais

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Ricky Dene Gervais
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For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
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The most important thing in comedy - apart from empathy, which I think is important even if disguised - is surprise. I like surprising people with the fact that something's even a joke at all.
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Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.
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I still see myself as a bit of a cottage industry. Being in a room creating stuff and seeing if anyone wants it, as opposed to going to work for someone.
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The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
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The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.
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We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
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I don't do anything for the money.
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Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.
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Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.
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It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
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I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
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The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.
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You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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You can drive 1,000 miles across America and find yourself, whereas if you drive a few miles from Slough you're in London anyway, or you hit Wales and you're in another country! Also, wherever you are in England it's still raining.
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I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
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If you walked around like David Bowie in 1973 in Reading, you'd get beaten up. The 1970s in a small town was more like the 1950s.. and that's the truth. The backdrop was probably Victorian.
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