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I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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Americans are brought up to believe they can grow up to be the president of the United States. Brits are told, It won't happen to you.
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I like every part [of the film process ] except the business and admin stuff. The initial idea. Writing. Re-writing. Casting. Directing, Editing. If I had to chose I'd say writing, followed by putting music on the picture. That is magical.
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Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.
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I think what makes us human is those choices - whether to tell the truth or not.
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I think everyone has the ability to be loved.
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I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like.
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The most important thing in comedy - apart from empathy, which I think is important even if disguised - is surprise. I like surprising people with the fact that something's even a joke at all.
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For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
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I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no to. You don't say no to working with The Simpsons... the greatest comedy show on television. You mustn't. Even though going to my bad judgment, I remember saying that all I can do is make this show slightly worse.
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Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
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Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.
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The terrible thing in England is if you interview a thousand people, five hundred of them will talk like they're going into a Guy Ritchie movie and the other five hundred will be Mr. Darcy. So we had to find cool, working class kids with no profile who could be John Travolta and James Dean and people like that.
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If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.
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Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all.
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Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.
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Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.
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Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.
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