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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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Ricky Dene Gervais
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I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces.
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You can drive 1,000 miles across America and find yourself, whereas if you drive a few miles from Slough you're in London anyway, or you hit Wales and you're in another country! Also, wherever you are in England it's still raining.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
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It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it? I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying Prove I can't fly. They'd go: What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!
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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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The terrible thing in England is if you interview a thousand people, five hundred of them will talk like they're going into a Guy Ritchie movie and the other five hundred will be Mr. Darcy. So we had to find cool, working class kids with no profile who could be John Travolta and James Dean and people like that.
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Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission
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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.
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You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful
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I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.
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I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.
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I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
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If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
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My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
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When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.
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Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
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Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?
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To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
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Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
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