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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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I get so sick of people asking: What's your demographic? Or: Oh we've got to aim this at... No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you would love... make the thing you would love and be proud of. There's enough people in the world that, if you do that and do it well as a single vision, they'll go: That's my favourite thing ever!
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When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.
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Thank you God for making me an atheist.
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Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.
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Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.
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The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given.
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My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing.
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America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.
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Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
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I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person.
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For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.
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You try to make characters you care about, and I think realism helps. Even though this is a high concept, the characters have got to be real.
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I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.
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You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one
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Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
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I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.
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