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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

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Ricky Gervais
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: June 25
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