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You mix Greek and Roman, you know what you get? You get BAM!

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Artemis smiled. You have done well, my lieutenant. You have made me proud, and all those Hunters who perished in my service will never be forgotten. They will achieve Elysium, I am sure. She glared pointedly at Hades. He shrugged. Probably. Artemis glared at him some more. Okay, Hades grumbled. I'll streamline their application process
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I need to talk to Clarisse, Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said I need to eat a large, smelly boot. What for?
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Eat bitter, taste sweet
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This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
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Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!
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Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.
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Amy gritted her teeth. King Louis XVI even put Franklin's picture on a chamber pot! Jonah looked at his dad. Do we have souvenir chamber pots? No. His dad whipped out his phone. I'll make the call.
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She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
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I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!
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Do not despair. Heroes rarely live up to to our expectations
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She pulled away. “I missed you, Percy.” Percy wanted to tell her the same thing, but it seemed too small a comment. While he had been on the Roman side, he’d kept himself alive almost solely by thinking of Annabeth. I missed you didn’t really cover that.
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Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.
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My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots—how could she possibly worry about being possessed by a goddess? What goddess would want her, except the goddess of chewing gum?
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Gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to change history.
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Stuff has become the enemy. There always seems to be more of it than I have storage in my house!
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Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice.
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I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.
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All da ladies love Leo!!
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Despicable creatures, vultures: without a doubt the most disgusting birds ever. I suppose they served their purpose, but did they have to be so greasy and ugly? Couldn't we have cute fuzzy rabbits that cleaned up roadkill instead?
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