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Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.

Rick Riordan

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Turns
Kangaroos
Faces
Frank
Moving
Moves
Ugly
Gonna
Listen
Turn
Jujitsu
Probably
Kangaroo

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