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I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Novelist
Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Teachers and librarians are some of my favorite people, especially since I was a teacher myself. I love talking to them because they have wonderful ideas about how to share books, and especially about how to share my books with kids.
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To foreswear romantic love forever. To never grow up, never get married. To be maiden eternally.
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As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.
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