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Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words low-carb diet mean anything to you?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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