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Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that? Keto turned. Coach Hedge promptly took off his fake foot and ninja-kicked her in the back of the head with his goat hoof.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Looked
Coach
Olympus
Took
Foot
Goat
Feet
Fake
Hedge
Head
Notice
Ninja
Back
Coaches
Goats
Might
Gods
Kicked
Like
Towards
Pointed
Hoof
Turned
Screaming
Promptly

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