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Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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