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The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Tuna
Percy
Feast
Fine
Nothing
Fortuna

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