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Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek. Travis: You are a geek.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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