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Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decided to destroy it. He couldn't imagine why. Maybe they hadn't like the deep-tissue massage? Maybe they'd gotten bad manicures?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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