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I stared at her. Maybe I wasn't the brightest guy in the world when it came to girls, but I was pretty sure Rachel had just dumped me, which was lame considering we'd never even been together.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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