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Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Cupcake
Gonna
Cupcakes
Movie
Hedge
Stars
Shouted
Bigs
Coach
Right
Coaches
Plant
Ugly
Hoof

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