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Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on boy-girl relationships.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Kissing
Hindenburg
Relationships
Camels
Response
Katrina
Tried
Commentary
Along
Spit
Boys
Depressing
Girl
Kiss
Found
Possibly
Farted

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