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Whasthat! Um ... those are the toilets.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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I whistled. You have evil thoughts for a goat.
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Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!
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That's it, cupcake. You're going down.
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Great victory requires great risk. -Hera
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