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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Novelist
Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Crazy
Probably

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The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story) the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story) and the lion goddess Sekhmet, whom we'd once vanished in hot sauce ( don't even ask) - page 9
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Is that me?,' Leo said. 'Like me--having this dream--looking at me having a dream?
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Thanks for everything.” “As you wish,” the captain said. If axes could frown, I’m sure he would have. “Stay sharp,” Carter told him.
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I excel at pulling strings!” said Arachne. “I’m a spider!
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Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
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Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I concentrated hard and snapped my fingers. You don't see the sword, I told the girl. It's just a ballpoint pen. She blinked. Um . . . no. It's a sword, weirdo.
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Great,” Percy said. “I always wanted to be glue.
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If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
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Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!” “Tempting,” Percy called down.
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Charlie … Silena’s eyes were a million miles away. See Charlie.
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Hope survives best at the hearth.
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You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.
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He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reading souls
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Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.
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Poseidon’s trident was also all over the place, since Peter the Great wanted to stress Russia’s sea power. I especially like the trident on top of an obelisk -- what a great Egyptian/Greek mix up!
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Well, said Apollo with a brave smile. You were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?
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Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!
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Thalia blushed. Hi, Lord Apollo. Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be a tree, didn't you? Glad you're back. I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees. Man, I remember one time—
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I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.
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