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Leo: So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter. Piper: Is that another joke?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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