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The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

Rick Riordan

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
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Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Dionysus
Fall
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Never
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World
Gods
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Dies

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