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If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
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Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Imagine
Billboards
Didn
Blown
Gross
Better
Mouth
Whiskers
Look
Mouths
Billboard
Looks
Size
Crab
Bits
Snapping
Seen
Crabs

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