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Maybe being home schooled, Carter didn’t realize that “test” is normally a bad thing.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Carter
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I feel incredibly fortunate to have had the level of success I've had. I was just writing stories for my own sons.
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