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That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
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Richard Russell Riordan
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Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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