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Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Sadie
Monkey
Monkeys
Looked
Right
Dazed
Butler
Butlers

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