Quote

It's like I was connected to the plumping system.

Rick Riordan

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Like
Connected
System

More quotes by Rick Riordan

Image
Nico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy’s entire diet for the day.
Rick Riordan
Image
I left him in his wheelchair, staring sadly into the fireplace. I wondered how many times he’d sat here, waiting for heroes that never came back.
Rick Riordan
Image
I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back.
Rick Riordan
Image
But if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here.
Rick Riordan
Image
The most important thing whenever we're connecting kids to books, is that we try to match the book to the kid and make sure that reading is a fun, rewarding experience outside the classroom.
Rick Riordan
Image
Bad Cyclops Lady! he bellowed. General Tyson says GO AWAY!
Rick Riordan
Image
And togheter, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness
Rick Riordan
Image
Thalia blushed. Hi, Lord Apollo. Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be a tree, didn't you? Glad you're back. I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees. Man, I remember one time—
Rick Riordan
Image
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.
Rick Riordan
Image
But she wondered why beautiful things had to be wrapped up with evil history. Or was it the other way around? Maybe the evil history made it necessary to build beautiful things, to mask the darker aspects.
Rick Riordan
Image
I can see hope inside it. Rachel ran her fingers over the ceramic designs. So fragile.
Rick Riordan
Image
Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.
Rick Riordan
Image
Genius does not excuse evil.
Rick Riordan
Image
He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers
Rick Riordan
Image
Americans are an odd bunch, but they grow on you.
Rick Riordan
Image
My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine.
Rick Riordan
Image
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?
Rick Riordan
Image
Piper, you’re the strongest, most powerful beauty queen I’ve ever met. You can trust yourself. For what it’s worth, you can trust me too.
Rick Riordan
Image
I pulled out Riptide.
Rick Riordan
Image
I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror?
Rick Riordan