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Oh no. I said panic rising in my chest. No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
Somebody
Head
Opener
Chest
Chests
Panic
Rising

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