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Thalia blushed. Hi, Lord Apollo. Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be a tree, didn't you? Glad you're back. I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees. Man, I remember one time—

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Richard Russell Riordan
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