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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
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I wanted to keep things as normal as possible for the trainees, so I led my usual morning class. I called it Magic Problem-Solving 101. The trainees called it Whatever Works.
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True success requires sacrifice.
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Two farewell gifts, Sadie muttered, from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.
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I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?
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We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]
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I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.
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It's him, I said. Typhon. I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!
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Nico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy’s entire diet for the day.
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There were a lot of answers I might've given, from I knew that to LIAR! to Yeah right, and I'm Zeus. - Percy, after Quintus says that he is Daedalus
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Stars, she whispered. I can see the stars again, my lady. A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight. Stars, Zoe repeated. Her eyes fixed on the night sky. And she did not move again.
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[Percy] kept hoping things would get better for Annabeth and him, but their lives just got more dangerous, as if the Three Fates were up there spinning their futures with barbed wire instead of thread just to see how much two demigods could tolerate.
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Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!
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Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again.
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You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you chicken man?
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Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
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We can’t make a portal—” “We’ve got a flying boat,” Carter offered.
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Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.
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You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.
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