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You're a stalker with hooves. I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
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Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Bigs
House
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Hooves
Thing
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