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Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
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Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Always
People
Nose
Noses
Blow
Kill

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