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It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

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Rick Riordan
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 5
Author
Novelist
Teacher
Writer
Military City
USA
Richard Russell Riordan
Jr.
Richard Russell Riordan Jr
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Hard
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Stuff has become the enemy. There always seems to be more of it than I have storage in my house!
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The afterlife looks different to every soul, he said, depending on whatthey believe. For that guy, Egypt must've made a strong impression when he was young , maybe. And if someone doesn't believe in any afterlife? i asked. Walt gave me a sad look. Then that's what they experience.
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Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!
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I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.
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I've always liked the idea that writing is a form of travel. And I started my writing career as a mystery novelist for adults.
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Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.
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Oh, obviously,” Reyna said. “Without you, I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag.” “True,” Annabeth agreed.
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I feel incredibly fortunate to have had the level of success I've had. I was just writing stories for my own sons.
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Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart. Percy: But... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean.
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I grabbed a pair of glowing red legs.
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He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea.
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Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
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With her braided hair and white dress, she seemed to glow in the moonlight.
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Hello, Hazel Levesque.
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I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)
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Hello!” The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. “Are you Dionysus?” There was only one answer to that. “Yes!” Leo yelped. “Absolutely. I am Dionysus.
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We can’t make a portal—” “We’ve got a flying boat,” Carter offered.
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i remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something.
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Percy: I thought I’d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. “Food!” It was terrifying, man.
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I must admit I’m impressed, Sadie. You controlled your magic and controlled Isis. And you, Carter, did well turning into a lizard.
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